This, boys and girls, looks set to be the mother of all knees-ups!!

Carpet Burn is moving eastside for the New Year for a bona big boom room styleee 80s hi-NRG/Italo/house/pop werrrrrrrrrrrrrk out heave ho!

Early bird tickets £10 then £15.

Going on sale at Eagle London, Dalston Superstore and Prowler Soho sooooooooooooooooooooooon.